Monday, May 18, 2009

Biden Spills Bunker Beans, Cheney Locks and Loads

Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker

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Right about now, political advisers would like to take a chunk out of Vice President Joe Biden. He has inadvertently revealed the location of the (now) Biden bunker that was intended to save the life of America’s Vice President in the event of a terrorist attack (or Amtrak quarantine)…

Whoopsie daisy!

Slips of the tongue are one thing. They happen to all of us. However, when you’re dealing with sensitive information that relates to America’s national security, you have to be able to keep things under your hat - like the location of the Biden bunker!

Jonathan Passantino reports for Fox News that Vice President Joe Biden may have “finally outdone himself.” The location of the Biden bunker is likely classified. It is supposed to save his life.

According to reports, Biden was substituting for President Obama at the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, which is a  yearly schmooze-fest between politicians and the media elite. While regaling scribes with tales of Vice Presidentry, Biden decided to kick the party up a notch by inviting everyone back to his crib at the old U.S. Naval Observatory. It just so happens, he intimated, that there’s a secret shelter underneath where they could play with his model train collection. I exaggerate here, but the reality is that the Biden bunker has been compromised. ... click here to read the rest of the article titled "Biden Spills Bunker Beans, Cheney Locks and Loads"

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