PETA Obama Fly Conspiracy Proves Stalinist Tendencies

“King Kong Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Me!”

"It tasks me. It tasks me..."

In case you missed it, President Obama has swatted a fly. And PETA, ever the grandstanding political ghoul, has called him on it. Mr. President, if the economic recession has made casualties of No-Pest strips and fly swatters, I will contribute online loans for instant cash. I will protect my country’s leader from insect attack!

Who is more brutishly Stalin-like here: the crackpot organization that traumatizes young children with grotesque images of slaughtered meat and bloodthirsty moms, or the mighty president who smashes tiny insects with his bare hands? Please, Mr. Obama, assign me to a collective farm now, where I will be on 24/7 microbe watch. I will fight them off for you with carbonated cow manure!

PETA, don’t you have adoptable animals to kill?

Stories abound about PETA’s record of domestic terrorism. Furthermore, PETA may just be hypocrites. They want President Obama to save a fly, but they can’t seem to save over 20,000 adoptable dogs and cats?

A tiny fly is a nuisance that can spread disease. I’d say that animals higher on the evolutionary chain than a fly - like President Obama and myself - deserve to protect ourselves from bacteria and possible illness. I’d go so far as to say that it’s our genetic imperative. Did you kill those 20,000-plus dogs and cats because it was necessary for your survival, PETA? Were the cats trying to steal your breath at night? ... click here to read the rest of the article titled "PETA Obama Fly Conspiracy Proves Stalinist Tendencies"