Levi Johnston in GQ | Shirtless and Riding the Storm

How do you solve a problem like a Levi?

Before you jump to conclusions, allow me to set two things straight. I have nothing against Levites or Levi Johnston becoming a good father for his son, Tripp. But as to whether Levi deserves more than his allotted 15 minutes, let there be no doubt that I am skeptically unimpressed.

It’s the five minutes you took with Bristol that matter, Levi

And just so you know, I’m zinger-proof on that last one. I prefer to take the scenic route, not the expressway.

Bristol Palin has said that she wants him in her son’s life. Should that include photos of Levi Johnston in GQ, some of them shirtless? If the sentiment is real, I think it’s touching to see him hold his infant son, and to change his diaper. I’m a father, and bonding time with my children is what I cherish most in life.

Cynicism… cannot… help… myself!

Because the Palin umbrella is a tool of many colors, day-glo neon despite the veneer of homespun outdoorsy matriarch Sarah throws around her runner’s shoulders like an American flag. It seems that Sarah Palin craves attention, yet it is that exact impulse that has been politically damaging. Levi Johnston is a satellite in that universe, but remember - satellites eventually return to Earth. Will Levi crash and burn, or will he return intact and ready to be a good father? Will he need a payday loan or payday loans for what’s ahead of him, after GQ stops calling? ... click here to read the rest of the article titled "Levi Johnston in GQ | Shirtless and Riding the Storm"