Wednesday, March 11, 2009

We've destroyed the planet. Start packing, we’re leaving!

It's time to find a new place to live

His best work...This old planet earth is full, all used up and ruined beyond repair. In short, it can no longer support us and our hedonistic way of life. We need a place with unlimited water to waste, more air than we can possible breathe with our little lungs, millions of barrels of oil near the surface, gold, diamonds and tons and tons of all that other shiny stuff.

We've done a great job wrecking planet earth

Most of all we need a new system of money, stocks, mortgages, taxation, medical care and real estate. The ones we have and which ground to a halt between the years 2006 and 2009 were established in the Garden of Eden back in the year Dot, exactly 5769 years ago. They were good for the first 5,700 years and everyone was happy.

All the people who did understand these systems are gone and there is no one on the planet who knows for certain what's happening. We need to make some quick decisions here before the whole thing melts down and spins off into the never-never or worse, the never-ever.

Back in 1940

69 years ago, in 1940, we discovered all sorts of goodies and we went mad buying them, selling them, making them go faster and higher and deeper, using them for the wrong purposes. Some of them were good and some were even great, like the Payday Loan system which we will keep in our new world, but others are terrible and we are not taking them with us.

Why we are leaving

It's simple. We are leaving because: ... click here to read the rest of the article titled "We've destroyed the planet. Start packing, we're leaving!"

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